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........Sorry for the delay, it looks like we're about ready to continue. Dr. West says that both fighters sustained some injuries, but that he was able to patch them up. They should be coming back out any moment now.....
......Unbelievable!!!, The Crypt Keeper has had his right arm replaced with the arm of Jason Vorhees! He now seems able to hack with the machete like a pro. And, Father McGruder, it looks like his hand and lower arm have been replaced with pieces of his lawnmower! It's like Ash's chainsaw hand, but worse!
Both fighters tear into each other again. It seems like Father McGruder is having a hard time keeping his balance, while The Crypt Keeper seems to have lost much of his agility. Father McGruder also seems to be losing a lot of blood. As if sensing he doesn't have much time, McGruder makes a desperate swing at The Crypt Keeper- missing badly and throwing himself completely off balance. The Crypt Keeper sees his opening and goes for the killing blow. As he moves in, though, he slips on some of Father McGruder's blood and falls toward the spinning blade. Both off balance,... both swinging,..everything is decided in an instant. Father McGruder is cleaved down the side. His lawnmower, along with a good piece of his torso, are laying 5 feet from the rest of him.... but he's still alive!!!. The Crypt Keeper, however, seems to have been less fortunate. The power of the spinning blades, along with the advanced state of decay in his ligaments as a contributing factor, seems to have caused his remains to be thrown in every direction imaginable. His head seems to be completely missing?!
WINNER: Father McGruder!!
As he is carted off to the operating room (Dr. West assures me that he has something he can give the Father to make him feel better), you can just hear Father McGruder mutter the words (say it with me, folks) "I Kicked Ass,...For The Lord!!!"
Well, That's it! I hope you had as much fun as I did watching these guys go at one another.
This is Shootmenow for Celebrity Zombie DeathMatch saying GOODNIGHT!!!
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