Welcome Back! Tonight we will start with the Quarter-Final results and finish with the Semi-Final Match-Ups :
Quarter-Final Results:
Left Bracket North: Father McGruder (Dead Alive) VS Zombie Shane (The Walking Dead)
Summary: Zombie Shane has a "Bub" moment and tries to remember how to use his gun. Unfortunately for Shane, since the only zombie he can see at the moment is himself, he gets confused and shoots himself in the head.
WINNER: Father McGruder!
Left Bracket South: Hare Krishna Zombie (DOTD) VS Herzog (Dod Sno)
Summary: Herzog has his way with the Hare Krishna Zombie for most of the match, actually toying with the slow moving fellow. It doesn't look good for the little guy, until the studio lights start thawing Herzog a bit too much, then it doesn't look good for anybody as Hezog has a literal meltdown in front of the studio audience (not a good smell).
WINNER: Hare Krishna Zombie
Right Bracket North: Darryl (The Walking Dead) VS Lady Gaga (Top 40 Garbage)
Summary: Darryl makes the mistake of hesitating to shoot something that may not actually be dead. This gives Gaga the chance to start singing. The only thing that saves Darryl is that he has become used to tuning out annoying women. As he puts a bolt into Gaga, you can hear him say "Thanks, Olive Oil".
WINNER: Darryl
Right Bracket South: The Crypt Keeper (Tales From The Crypt) VS Zombie Templar (Tombs of the Blind Dead)
Summary: In a great back and forth match, The Crypt Keeper slowly gets the upper hand when his loud cackling begins to damage the Templar's hearing. Being blind, and now nearly deaf, the Templar eventually falls to The Crypt Keeper's constant jabs- both physical and verbal.
WINNER: The Crypt Keeper!
I'll be honest folks, I'm surprised some of these guys are still around. Regardless, GIVE IT UP for your Final 4!!!
Here's the Semi-Final Match-Ups:
Left Bracket: Father McGruder (Dead Alive) VS Hare Krishna Zombie (DOTD)
Right Bracket: Darryl (The Walking Dead) VS The Crypt Keeper (Tales From The Crypt)
Well, That's it for tonight folks. Tune back in tomorrow to see who sticks around and who gets stuck in the ground!!
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