[meetthecreeper]

This is kind of dumb but Im bored so, I was at work once and while working on a car I had an accident, a jack fell out from beneath a car and a jagged piece of metal removed a very large chunk of my thumb, I just grabbed a towel and kept working until i soaked the towels with blood. I remember pulling the towels off and looking at the raw meat that was once my thumb and thinking, well I wont be playing the piano anytime soon, I guess it was a defense mechanism from the shock. I found the whole thing quite humorous at the time. I had plastic surgery and my thumb looks almost normal except it is now my evil appendage and tries to commit acts of violence but the other fingers wont cooperate, and a thumb on its own cant do shit. Hell of a wrestler though, break your fucking thumb right off. Hey moonsorrow, what do brains taste like??? Chicken??? Seems everything tastes like chicken, even my neighbors liver tasted like chicken, youd think it would taste like liver but it taste like chicken. Huh.