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Old 06-08-2004, 12:19 AM
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Re: weapon of choice

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Originally posted by Gravegirl666
if you were a serial murderer living or undead, ..what would your choice of weapon be to kill your victims?

Isn't undead the same as living?


In keeping with the originality theme (even though all of the 'original' ideas have been followed in parentheses by the movie they already took place in) I would go to Office Max and load up on office supplies that could double as murder weapons.

Just think of it... Staplers (It be tough to kill someone using only one stapler, so I'd buy two and a lot of boxes of refill staples), Scotch tape (You've got to gag them or they scream when you start stapling.), paper (for administering thousands of well placed paper cuts), and maybe... if I was feeling extremely brutal... a calculator. (I'd make my victim eat it. The battery acid that leaked out into their stomach would kill them over time. It be a slow horrific death by calculator ingestion. Now that's original! Obviously, It can't be a solar calculator.)
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