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Originally Posted by hammerfan

Sorry, NE, if I had any talent at all, you know I'd help you out.

Don't look at it that way. It's just a fun thing. I'm not asking for a professionally written novel... just little news items based on horror films or stories. Here's one that somebody just sent me today:
AMBER ALERT ISSUED: 5 Teenagers, ages 16-19. Last seen in Camp Crystal Lake area the afternoon of Thursday the 12th. Anyone with information should contact Edmund Bacon immediately.

That's exactly the kind of thing I'm looking for.

(Thanks Michael Myers!)