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Originally posted by Freddy Krueger.
Oh. I never was too good with the Zombie movie names. Anyway, I wouldn't be running. Frist, I would get prepaired. I would have a Tommy Gun, Shotgun, Chainsaw, Handgun. With the Tommy Gun I would be shotting at their heads. Not even the Living Dead can be moble without a brain. Even though they can't die (even when ashes) they can't move without a brain to guide them (and we all know why they can't move if they're ashes.
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Fuck that noise, you wouldn't be prepared. NOBODY is prepared for friggen zombies. Unless you're a gun nut. And btw, your preparations suck ass. You don't use that many single-fire or close-range weapons. ONE single-fire weapon is fine (the shotgun I guess), and something as close-range as a chainsaw is iffy. You'd run out of gas, and extra cartridges are a lot easier to carry than a thing of gas, so ditch the chainsaw. And who the fuck has a TOMMY GUN anymore? If you're going to prepare, you get an M-16, an Uzi, you either buy your you MacGuyver together a flamethrower, and a Sniper rifle for your single-shot weapon. But this is, of course, all bullshit because (again, unless you're a gun nut) you're never prepared for a fucking zombie invasion.