[DeadKlown]

Marilyn Manson is my jesus christ albeit he wasnt nailed up on a cross or anything. notice how i capitalized his name and not his lol. anyway in 06 i got to go to the Against All Gods show in Cincinnati Ohio. I live in Wv so it was around a 6 hr drive. anyway i had just bought an 8th of some killer glowing green secret of the ooze type weed for this event. my ex wife and i arrive at the hotel and i realize i forgot my piece. what am i to do? i head to the nearest location that might have stoners...the mall. i go into hot topic and i ask the cashier straight up where can i get a piece at? he draws me this crafty little map. he says your going to go through the ghetto and emphasizes that i should not stare. mind you i havent been to brooklyn but ill be damned if i didnt go through the ghetto. i swear i saw someone stick a gun down their pants and people hoppin in cars and hoppin out of cars and there was even someone that had a little street shop opened up on the side of the road selling i dunno watches or something lol. anywho i got to the place marked Heady Heaven where there are like 4 or 5 headshops on 1 street. i bought my $75 dollar 4 foot glass bong and then i headed back to my hotel where i proceeded to get higher than i have ever been and i saw the best mother fucking live show i have ever seen. small side note i was 1 year away from being old enough to drink which pretty well sucked donkey cock but yeah im done now