[Spookhouse]

Originally Posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X

instead of being serious and arguing with you, I'm going to tell you about a movie I'm making that you might enjoy because it's like the opposite of the movie you described:

the villain is a 7 foot tall beast of a lady named black bertha (berfa)
the camp is full of cougar councelors and young attractive but stupid boys, it's called camp cougar.
big bertha goes around killing the young attractive but stupid boys after they get out of the shower, have sex with councelors, do jumping jacks in their underwear etc
the lead character is named hank and he is the smartest boy but he's not as great looking as the other campers. he is pretty ignorable for most of the movie which is probably why bertha doesn't kill him
the last part of the movie involves hank falling a lot and screaming while trying to escape from bertha's mean bear hug.
hank eventually "kills" bertha as the police arrive and put a towel over hank who is now half naked from the ordeal, he sips his cocoa and sobs as the credits start to roll.

I would definitely watch that movie.