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The Happening
*SPOILER* Pesky trees ! *END SPOILER*
4/10
Shark Zone
The Sharks in this roared like lions.
4/10
Shark Attack III:Megalodon
The Shark in this growled.John Barrowmen was hilariously unconvincing as the straight hero.
4/10
Mega Piranha
Disappointingly the Pirahna neither roared or growled,what they did do was suck ... but in a curiously enjoyable and entertaining way.This film is exactly what you would expect from The Asylum,ridiculous storyline (Genetically engineered faded 80's pop star bothering giant Pirahna escape into the Orinoco river, head for the ocean,eat people and property for no good reason etc,etc ),terrible special effects,hilariously bad acting,laugh out loud dialogue,OTT set pieces(Pirahnas attack Battleship!) and they even squeeze in a couple of gratuitious tit shots! Epic!
It's crap,but it's fun crap 6/10.
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