[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

"If publishing is a mystery to you, just call me sherlock holmes. all you need to do is write something people would pay money to read, then the rest is cake. you spend a couple years writing a good story and you'll be eating birthday cake all the way to the bank, my friend. the food bank that is, and the birthday cake is old because nobody wanted it or showed up at the party. anyway... nobody makes money writing, so why bother? did you know most writers commit suicide? guess how many ebooks I have on my laptop? go ahead, guess. 1057 the fact of the matter is I'm pretty drunk right now and you should probably go home and think about what I'm saying to you."

I wanted to be a writer once and that's what my creative writing professor told me, shortly before killing himself.