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Old 05-29-2004, 08:03 PM
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Dead Babies!!

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Originally posted by last bad move
i like that one have you ever heard the dead babies jokes those are some sick jokes
I love dead baby jokes....but I only know the two that I posted at first...Could you post some?

O wait, this one's good

A mother and her new-born baby were resting in a hospital bed. Suddenly the doctor rushes in, snactches the baby from her arms, and begins beating it against the wall. Then he tosses it out an open window. The mother screams "What did you do to my baby?!?" But the doctor casually replies "April Fools. The baby was dead anyway"
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