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Lol
Hreard any good jokes latly?
If these offend andone, I apologize. Thay also have nothing to do with horror
A high raniking politician was visitig a hospital. He was taking a tour, and they walked past a room where a guy was jacking off. "What is he doing?" asked the shocked politician,who couldnt believe the hospital would allow such behavior. The nurse replied calmly, "He has a disease that makes him need to get rid of sperm every 10 minutes, or he will die.". The politician was satified with the answer, and the tour continued. Later, they past a room where a nurse was giving head to a patient. Once againg the politician asked what was going on, and the nurse calmly repied "Same disease, Better health plan."
Whats worse, 100 dead babies in a dumpster, or one dead baby in 100 dumpsters.
What's the difference between a Ferarri and a box of dead babies? I dont have a Ferarri in my garage.
Once a blonde went to the library to get a book. A few days later, she returns and says to librarian at the counter, "This book was very boring. It had too many characters and too many numbers, so i would like to return it."
The librarian says to the other librarian, "So here is the person who took our phone book!"
Hope you liked them!! Feel free to post your own jokes here!
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Death is but a door. Time is but a window.
"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." – Dr. Seuss
"Someone called actors 'sculptors in snow.' Very apt. In the end, it's all nothing." – Vincent Price
The Oldest and Stongest Emotion of Man is Fear- H.P Lovecraft
Six bottles went down the drain
One hour's a waste of time
I'd ask if you feel the same
Still pushin that chance to try
Your breath in this cool room chill
Long hair that blows side to side
You speak and make time stand still
And each time you walk right on by
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