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we used to have a count somebody or other - he was pretty funny. then we had some tv news stiff who did Freaky Food and Flix which had local 'celebrities' (as if) doing recipes with cheap public domain films. Then, the worst, they had this seven foot tall bald guy take over that show and he thought he was so funny but goddamn it was the most cringe-worthy thing i have seen this side of The Office (except it was REAL). Thank god it got cancelled- i literally had to leave the room it was so awful and embarssing.

now the only local movie show we have is a classic movie show (a few horror but mainly straight hollywood classics) with some professor from the local college doing intros and closes (like TCM) - he's good and smart but no schtick