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Yeah, there's nothing worse than artificial cock (if you're gonna eat it, that is).
It does have a longer shelf life, though.
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When I was a child, Kelly LeBrock once stared out at me through the TV screen. She told me that I shouldn't hate her because she's beautiful. And now, in my adulthood, I see her waddling down the red carpet, and I say to myself....
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!111!!! WHO'S JEALOUS NOW, BITCH!!!!
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