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This is just too easy...
What did I eat? Uh, don't you mean whom?
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When I was a child, Kelly LeBrock once stared out at me through the TV screen. She told me that I shouldn't hate her because she's beautiful. And now, in my adulthood, I see her waddling down the red carpet, and I say to myself....
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!111!!! WHO'S JEALOUS NOW, BITCH!!!!
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