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Seattle has a good mix of everything, and we like to make fun of everyone with our friends. I have friends of so many nationalities it's ridiculous. I love it.
For example:
Asians are of course short, bad drivers and video game nerds.
Unless you're talking about Indians, who are all cab drivers.
Most Latinos are baby factories and live with at least 20 relatives in one house.
Americans are fat, lazy and looking for any excuse to get on welfare.
The French are, to quote the Simpsons, cheese eating surrender monkeys.
Canadians drink too much clamato and are ruled by a beaver who drinks syrup our of a hat. They also all wear mounty uniforms.
Scottsmen and the Irish are all drunks with bad cuisine.
The English are all soccer hooligans with bad teeth.
We all suck here, apparently:p
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