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Old 05-24-2009, 06:41 PM
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If a chick is punching you - say wait, here, you can hit my face - 10 more of those and it might be almost like me hitting you...maybe...then she'll get even madder, probably try the "double-fist attack", making it easy for you to grab both arms, and restrain her while laughing and thanking her.

If she's attacking with objects, like I said, a kick to the shin is just some FUCKED UP pain that doesn't usually cause any lasting damage, even with steel caps...but it stops someone, usually...or at least makes it easy to retreat not having damaged a person much at all, they can limp after you, but they'll probably just be "ffffffuck" and rubbing their ankle.

The bite thing...hm...there's a few ways I think.
I wouldn't go with a punch to the face, but hey...
Try blocking the nose...but if she's breathing through her mouth too that may not work.
Try introducing even more arm/hand into her mouth. Force feed as it were. That would probably work.
Poke her in the eye, yknow, not hard, but maybe progressively harder until the eye poking becomes too unpleasant and/or irritating to go on biting.
Failing that, just pull her hair until she lets go - try grabbing hair from the back of the neck and pulling it up, that seems to hurt more.

All just "if you keep trying to harm me, this gets worse" stuff, but not all-out physical assaults.
Though usually if a girl were to attack me, I'd just have my girl (who has actually managed to hurt me on occasion) take the reigns and fuck her up.


Also, it's REAL unpleasant but a guy CAN take a hit to the balls and keep swinging, I mean most ball shots aren't all that accurate - heat of the moment etc - some pants like jeans have a "hard" kind of bridge that doesn't allow all that much impact through, not to mention unless the guys legs are wide open and don't close when the kicks coming, you wouldn't really manage to do any damage that would stop an attack.
Not to mention, guys are on to the ball kicking thing...if you tried once, they'd just turn their legs and make it inaccessible, the hips can pivot and all...not to mention, I'm sure a counterattack would hurt.
One on one, MOST women just could not stand up to an attack from a male unless they're packing pepperspray or a tazer, some other kind of weapon.
This is why I don't partake in fistfights with women...though some times I really wish I could change sex momentarily
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