[The Flayed One]

Bought a new food processor today, and I'm in love! Nice wide lipped Black & Decker model and the only one I've had with a grater option (I haven't had that many food processors)

Wanna julienne some potatoes? Fuck yeah! This baby takes them down like a hot knife through butter, making a potato, broccoli and cheese bake no problem what so ever.

I can also make homemade pork & chicken meatballs now instead of buying crappy frozen ones at the store.

Three cheese stuffed pasta is back on the menu again as the processor makes the painstaking job of mixing the cheeses evenly together a cinch.

All my friends and family are now doomed to an additional five pounds.