*Takes Posher by surprise in his bunk, ties him up tightly and stuffs his mouth with his own sweaty socks (come on, EVERYONE can appreciate THAT)...Sneaks into the Assassin's camp in the middle of the night...Kidnaps Despare and dumps Posher in Despare's bunk*
You should let me do this...You know...Just cuz it would be fun...I have no ulterior motives, I swear
And the Assassins can TRY to come and rescue him :p
*Waits for Posher to say "You can tie me up and throw me in Despare's bunk anytime"*
:D