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Lesson One : At the Movies
you are an asshole if :
1) you talk on your cellphone during the movie - NEVER
2) you sit directly in front of a kid who was there long before you, and the theatre is almost empty - Nope, unless he's behind the seat I want.
3) you put your feet up on the seat ahead of you. fucking filthy habit - Nope, I sit behind the bar, but this never bothers me if the seat in front is empty.
4) you kick the seat in front of you repeatedly (one accident is ok) - Nope
5) you let your kids run wild during the show - No kids
6) you talk during the movie - Nope, during the previews though.
7) you crinkle candy wrappers all through the film - Try not to, but if you buy candy it's not even in the box anymore, it's in a crappy plastic package inside the box. Sorry, but if I pay $9.00 for some Raisenettes, I'm eating them during the movie.
8) you spill your drink on the floor - I hope not, people can have accidents without being an asshole though.
9) you yell stuff at the screen - Never
10) you bring a laser pen - and use it. - Never
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