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			Apple announced today that it has developed a  
breast implant that can store and play music. 
 
The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, 
 depending on cup and 
 speaker size. 
 
 This is considered a major social breakthrough 
 because women are always 
 complaining about men staring at their breasts 
 and not listening to them.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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