Take a quick look here:
http://www.associatedcontent.com/res...mancepay.shtml
this is the pay structure for Associate Content, the place where my articles are actually getting published (and where all future short story content will end up). I know this comes off as pathetic self promotion, but after 5 years here, if that isnt common knowledge about me, here it is:
I AM A SELF PROMOTING WHORE
There, that is out of the way. Now, i am not just trying to show my stuff off, and while I do get a little buzz every time i get feedback or see someone has read my stuff, I TRY to be entertaining, so its not purely selfish. Im doing it for you, people!
http://www.associatedcontent.com/use...id_dietle.html
There, click it and read. There isnt much yet, but I have more just waiting to be accepted and published. Hopefully my fast food article will get through, it was a lot of fun to write hopefully funducational. Edutaining. Somethign like that.
I alos have ablog, which is pretty random, but again, i am trying to be entertaining rather than just saying "Read my blog, i get paid for it". instead, its "Read my blog, let me know what is good and what sucks AND what you want to read about because I will give you what you ask for as long as I can keep writing.
As a bonus, I get paid for it"
Okay, this is starting to read like an infomercial... So i have officially taken a shotgun to the head of my pride. At least I have an entourage of experienced infomercialists backing me, just read these infomercial expert endorsements:
You dont have to psychic to know he's spamming!
I wish Chips hadnt been cancelled. I hate selling real estate!
WHY DOESNT GOD SHOOT ME IN THE FACE? I TALK LOUD!