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I think i will scamper off to my local walmart myself. i like it for the ambiance
Where else can i see mullets and 400 lb women, skinny white guys dressed like Nelly, snot nosed kids whining that they want candy (even though that is all that is in the cart), pissed off workers, chanting (in the mornings), widescreen tvs that somehow have phosphor burn, even though they are lcd, and lobsters that are so large they are clearly violating a law by being in the tank (I believe in america, law says lobsetrs over a certain weight and age are off limits, and it HAS to be lower than some of the monsters they have here. the claws are as big as fucking footballs.)
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