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I'm waiting to see some crotch related saw traps.
Guys dick getting cut in half from the base up, a chick getting lowered onto a fishhook dildo, a nut getting gradually squeezed in a vice until it ruptures internally, then externally.
"If you want to live you'll slice of your bell-end and swallow it before your spine is jackhammered"
"The serrated device is currently flooding your vaginal cavity with flammable gas, in five minutes a secondary device will ignite the flame, and then we'll see what's
"hot". All you have to do is pull it out.
"If you can remove one testicle, you will save the other, do this by smashing it against a bench with a hammer, before the inproperly placed castration band is released, slicing each of them in half. Only one exploded testicle will save the other"
I want to see this saw.
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