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Masters of Horror: The Washingtonians (Peter Medak)

...the fuck?

I can't say that I wasn't entertained, but this has to be among the most ridiculous things that I've ever seen. Some moments from this are just...beyond description. Pretty weird and really stupid, but what the hell - it's good fun.


Candyman

Well, that was nothing like what I was expecting...and that's a good thing. I was always under the impression that this was a typical slasher flick, so I was never in a huge rush to check it out...was I ever wrong.

This movie is really, really cool. I've always liked Tony Todd (mostly 'cause of the Night of the Living Dead remake), but now I'm convinced he's one of the coolest motherfuckers ever to bloody the screen. I'll take him over Freddy, Jason or Micheal any day of the week.

Only downside: the movie has more endings than fucking Return of the King.