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Originally Posted by Doc Faustus
My five:
1.I have never seen the Matrix
2.I have confessed under duress to a murder I did not commit.
3.My book was one of the top 100 humorous cookbooks on Amazon.
4.My girlfriend was born in Mexico
5.My grandfather was a scientist
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Murder?
Yours are difficult, and pretty cool :)
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If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance...Baffle 'em with bullshit
My Karma ran over my Dogma
God WAS my co-pilot...But, we crashed in the mountains and...I had to eat him
I'm suffocating in what's become of me...
The rancid remains of what I used to be
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