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Originally Posted by monster123
1. I live in brentwood tx
2. I'm married
3. I hate getting flowers
4. Im prego
5. I dont like eating pasta.
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Married?
1) I was told that I would never be able to get pregnant.
2) It's impossible for me to give birth to a baby, I can only have c-sections.
3) If I died and my skeleton was examined, it would be identified as 'male'.
4) I attempted suicide when I was 16.
5) I own a 5 bedroom house with 3 floors.
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