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1) Why are eggs egg-shaped and cones cone-shaped, but hearts aren't heart-shaped?
2) Why doesn't watermelon candy taste like watermelons?
3) Why do people keep building houses on the Florida coast, knowing that they'll eventually get wiped out?
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If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance...Baffle 'em with bullshit
My Karma ran over my Dogma
God WAS my co-pilot...But, we crashed in the mountains and...I had to eat him
I'm suffocating in what's become of me...
The rancid remains of what I used to be
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