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Originally Posted by newb
BRING IT ON MOTHERFUCKER.......THEY CALL ME ZWOTA...THE NINJA SQUIRREL
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Hilarious...They're too adorable to eat. I was making fun of one, one day when I was walking along this path. It was stretched out flat like a Pancake. I didn't think it was dead or anything because its tail was still bushy and pointed upright. So I taunted it. I said: "Squirel if you don't get your little furry ass out of my way...." but as I kept walking, I realized why i was lying there like that. It really was dead. I guess it was stuffing nuts in its mouth when a car came by and knocked the wind out of him/her enough to die. Poor furry pal. :(
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