[ferretchucker]

I hereby open,

The Church of Z


The Zoid's Prayer

Our lobster,
Which farts, good heavens,
Zoidberg be thy name,
thy fins, no thumbs,
thy still be dumb,
in the present as well as the future.
Give us this day our stale bread,
and eat someones buspasses,
as they dropped their buspass against you,
and lead not into the ocean,
Fry deliver us our Pizza,
For brine is your kingdom
and you will cower,
and tell stories,
for ever and ever,
Amen.

WOW! I just made that up. I'd say that was pretty good. As opposed to the lord's prayer.

Our Father, who art in heaven,
hallowed be thy name.
Thy Kingdom come,
thy will be done,
on earth as it is in heaven
Give us this day our daily bread.
And forgive us our trespasses,
as we forgive those who trespass against us.
And lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from evil.
For thine is the kingdom, the power and the glory. for ever and ever. Amen