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Old 05-30-2008, 06:49 AM
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I have about a billion, but not enough time to put them all here...This is probably my favorite :) :

During his 'alien autopsy'

Doctor: Heart.
Zoidberg: Take it, I've got four of them.
Doctor: Stomach contents: one deviled egg.
Zoidberg: A deviled egg? (eats noisily)
Doctor: The same deviled egg.
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I really liked this one, too:

Dr. Zoidberg: Now open your mouth and lets have a look at that brain.
Dr. Zoidberg: No, no, not that mouth.
Fry: I only have one.
Dr. Zoidberg: Really?
Fry: Uh... is there a human doctor around?
Dr. Zoidberg: Young lady, I am an expert on humans. Now pick a mouth, open it and say "brglgrglgrrr"!


And the 'Zoidberg homeowner' thing...His shell burns down underwater because of Bender's cigar...Hmm...
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