[ferretchucker]

Sure. Infact, I've got what I need for the start now.


Fade out from a black screen. It's night time, and rain is pouring down. A lone medium sized building with a sign "ScissorCorp." outside can be seen. Cut to the inside of it. Two men dressed as security guards are walking down the corridor, turning off lights and locking doors.

Despare: Hey, I'm goin' for a whizz.

Other guard: Sure. I'll lock up the rest.

Despare walks off. The other guard goes up to a door labelled "Outgoing Mail" and opens it. The camera is on his face,w hich turns to one of sheer shock.

Guard: Oh my god! Ahhhhhhh!

Sounds of squelching can be heard, then a roar. The camera goes to Depspare, just about to walk into the toilet. Gunshots can be heard. He turns and runs down the hall.

Despare: Hold on! I'm coming!

He draws his gun and turns a corner. He stops in his tracks. In front of him is the open door, the leg of the other guard sticking out of it and a trail of green slime leading to a smashed window.

Despare: Fuck!

He walks over to the door and looks inside.

Despare: Holy shit!

The body of the other guard, covered in greenish slime and melting can be seen. Beside it is an open envelope. He picks it up. It reads,

"Mr. M. Man
13 Fern Drive
Shady Side
Illinois"

Despare drops the envelope, pulls out his radio and speaks into it.

Despare: Hello. Sir. I need to speak directly to Mr. Gorephobia. It's incredibly important. It's about...Massacreman. And operation Zero point two.

He looks back down at the body of the other guard. The camera zooms in on the melting face, and the opening credits role.