[ferretchucker]

See if you can guess what I parodied.

Tonight, I'm gonna buy myself, a real good knife,
I will sli, sli, sli siiiiiiiiiiiiiilice,
and the cops, are chasing down my car yeah,
I'm smoking a lot of ecstasy so,
Don't shoot me now, don't shoot me,
cause your blood is like red wine, blood is like red wine,

They are shootin' guns, aiming with their eyes,
like they should be, like they were trained in the academy,
I'm drivin' in my car, speeding byyyyyy, like michael schumacher,
I'm gonna slice, slice, slice, there's no stopping me,

I'm slicin up your dog yeah,
I just stabbed your cat,
That's why the cops are getting ang-er-ry,
They just shot my car next it's me,
I'm gonna take-a longer to slice open yoooooouuu,

Don't shoot me noooooooooow,
Your blood is just like red wine, even tastes the same,
don't shoot me noooooooooow,
if you don't waaant me to slice you,
just give a call but,
don't shoot me now. Don't shoot me nooow.
I don't wanna be shot at all.