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Originally Posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
Don't get an annoying cat.... who meows all the time.... for no reason.... non at all.... and then you start to frequently tell the cat to shut the fuck up.... shut the fuck up cat I hate you so much..... I wish I never found you ....... in that trash can.
Don't get a cat that you had to beg to be allowed to keep because the cat lived on a highway and at the time the thought of the thing getting squashed was horrible..... and it keeps meowing until you want to kill it...... you want it not breathing..... but the ironic thing is that now your boyfriend is attached to the cat... and you fantasize about ways to kill it...... skinning it alive and boiling it in molasses...... all the time your boyfriend cuddles the cat and says "he only meows when you're around"
yeah, don't get one of those cats.
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You haven't been hanging out in the Kensington section of Philadelphia, have you?? They have a serial cat killer running around. Residents have been finding corpses of cats that were obviously tortured and killed.