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Originally Posted by monalisa

WHITE BEAR LAKE, Minn. (AP) - The residents of White Bear Lake's Park Avenue Apartments are having turkey troubles.

A group of wild turkeys have moved into the complex a while ago, but one male has gone bad now that it's mating season.

The apartment manager says the bird has attacked residents, chased children and damaged cars.

State wildlife supervisor Bryan Lueth concedes a hyper-dominate male can be ornery during mating season, but there are limited options for dealing with it.

Moving the bird could introduce diseases into the wild population. Killing it is tricky because using a gun or bow in the city is illegal.

Apartment manager Kelly Wright has received a permit to net the bird and kill it humanely, but she's a little afraid of it. She wants the DNR to step in.

Lueth says the DNR is understaffed. White Bear police have weapons, but say they don't have the expertise with animals.

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