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Originally Posted by Zero
YEAH - chuck norris is so tough he doesn't take the bus. . . uhm. . . no. . . no bus for chuck . . . he takes a cab . . . yeah. . . and then they don't even charge him or anything. . . in fact he charges them. . . yeah. . . that's how tough chuck is. . . .yeah. . . .
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*groan*......this is why monkeys don't do stand-up.
1. Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
2. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
3. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
5. Chuck Norris defines love as the reluctance to murder. If you’re still alive, it’s because Chuck Norris loves you.