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Originally Posted by Zero
blah - i fling pooh in your general direction!
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Fine, fling poo...just don't chew it first anymore; a whole box of Altoids doesn't help that, no matter what your boyfriend says.
Luckily I am wearing my +5 Cloak of Poo Resistance. Combined with my Boots of Extreme Super-Fast-Movingness I am able to complete avoid said flung poo, which is returned (via my Ring of Poo Sheilding)(+10)(with a saving throw of 1 on 1d20) and the poo of course bounces off me and sticks to you.
Can we be friends now or shall I be forced to taunt you some more?