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I Write Some Poetry
Every Once In Awhile
Nothing Too Deep
Whatever Makes Me Smile
I've Shared Some With You All
When I Can Find The Time
Just Throwing Together Thoughts
And Hoping That They Rhyme
It Started As A Joke
One Aprils Fool Day
I Had So Much Fun
I Thought I Would Stay
I Wonder If A Screenplay
Would Be Accepted In Verse
I Could Get Uwe Boll To Direct
His Movies Couldn't Get Any Worse
And Johnny Depp Would Star
Hes My Kind Of Thespian
Or Maybe I Could Get Ellen
And Make It About A Lesbian
Yes A Lesbian Movie It Will Be
With Rhyming And Dancing As Well
And Juggling Would Be Nice
Think Of All The Tickets I'd Sell
And In A Years Time
When The Academy Comes To Call
I Shall Receive My Oscar
For "the Carpetmuncher's Ball"
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