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Originally Posted by sickfish
Are you speaking for everyone or just you n your ego, Newb ? Tell me a joke . Ha Ha Ha ! You're funny !
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Hmmmmm.....everybody here who has won the "funniest member" award here at HDC for two years in a row, please raise your hand.................well......I don't see any hands raised....and I'm typing with one hand....why you ask.....thats right!
so its a joke you want
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".