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Old 01-15-2008, 11:56 AM
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Originally Posted by ferretchucker View Post
This is a dream I had about 3 times a year from when I was 4 - 8. I was sitting in my living room, watching television, when a small leprechaun (from a popular television show) snatched the remote off me and changed the channel. I said, "That's not very nice." and suddenly, a tall, thin, cartoony woman with long dark hair and a long black dress (Like mortitia addams) comes in, slaps me then grabs my wrist.
She starts leading me away and I scream through the door to my dads study but he just says "I'm busy, stop messing about!" Next thing I know, I'm infront of a green curtain which I pull open and there's an attic through there, but not mine. In the middle, all sitting around a table are my mum, my sister, my half sister and my half brother, playing monopoly. They turn and my brother says "Lets help him!". The curtain closes and I wake up.

Amazing how much you remember from your childhood, ferret.

But basically your dream is about how much your entire family hates your guts and couldn't care less if some stranger takes you away. And deep inside you've always known that.
And the small leprechaun is actually alive and lives under your bed. The cartoony woman is in fact your very own mother who's sick and tired of you watching too much tv and most of all horror movies. She's not real tho, she's from a popular tv show.....
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