[ChronoGrl]

Originally Posted by newb

I'm getting tired of all the guys in these movies being pussies and the girls end up being the hero.

Never happen....not in newb's macho world.

bwahahahaha

...



Newb suddenly and inexplicably falls on his ass, helpless, his only weapon, a broken walking stick, flung away from him and trampled over my the onslaught of ravaging zombies.

ChronoGrl picks up her machete.


ChronoGrl: Now this is a job for a real man.


She mercilessly slaughters the entire zombie hoard. She stands up, puts her hands on her hips, her deliciously voluptuous curves titillatingly silhouetted against a blood-red setting sun.

She helps the crippled Newb to his feet.


Newb: How can I thank -


She cuts him off. And tosses her blood-soaked hair from her neck, breathing heavily.


ChronoGrl: Shut up and kiss me.


aaaaaaand... scene.