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Long but very cute.
Why parents
drink
The
boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one
day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the
employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. '
Hello
?
Is
your daddy home?' he asked.
Yes
whispered the small voice.
May I talk with him?'
The child whispered,
No .'
Surprised
and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, 'Is your Mommy there?'
Yes
May
I talk with her?' Again the small voice whispered,
No
Hoping
there was somebody with whom he could leave a m essage, the boss asked, 'Is
anybody else there?'
Yes
whispered th e child, '
a
policeman '.
Wondering
what a cop would be doing at his employ ee's home, the boss asked, 'May I speak
with the policeman?'
No,
he's busy ',
whispered the child.
Busy doing
what?'
Talking
to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman ,'
came the whispered answer.
Growing
more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background through t he earpiece on
the phone, the boss asked, 'What is that noise?'
A
helicopter '
answered the whispering voice.
'What is going on there?' demanded the
boss, now truly apprehensive.
Again, whispering, the child answered,
The
search team just landed a helicopter
Alarmed,
concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, 'What are they searching for?'
Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle...
ME
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