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Originally Posted by Abominus
Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair
Two nuns are riding their bikes home from church. One nun turns to the other and says "I've never come this way before", the other nun answers "It's the cobblestones."
Whats the main cause of pedophelia
Sexy children
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What's white and shoots across the sky?
The Coming of the Lord.
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How do you make a dead baby float?
Two scoops of ice cream and a dead baby.
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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies?
You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitch fork.