[ferretchucker]

I've got an excellent idea. Michael Myers gets frozen and sent to the future. He's cooking a meal when the oven blows up and he's nearly killed...except he's near a repair machine. He becomes Michael Y. Jason, who at this point is low on cash, delivers the milk, but when Michael tastes it, it's sour. They do a benny hill type chase scene which ends with them somehow getting on a space ship. Then...they fight.