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Inside Ferretchucker's room. Loud knocks can be heard and Ferretchucker stirs. He gets up and walks downstairs to see that the knocks are on the front door. He answers it.
Ferretchucker: Hello?
Crab: Good Morrow to you Sir. I need some food for my baby Paramount. Do you have any cats?
Ferretchucker: What the fuck?
He looks at the wolf baby.
Feretchucker: There is something wrong with that baby...I'll call an ambulance.
Crab: No thankyou or I'll spank you.
Ferretchucker: I...what is that thing.
Crab: That thing as you so rudely called it is my bubba. He's called Paramount. Cheerio, I think I can see a cat off in the distance.
Crab starts running away, Paramount under his arms.
Ferretchucker: Oh fuck...
His mum calls from the living room.
Mum: Who's at the door?
Ferretchucker: Mum...did someone leave the house earlier?
Mum: You mean that lad from your school. Yeh, he set off in the opposite direction to town.
Ferretchucker closes the front door and sets off in the direction that Crab ran.
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