Thanks you lot. I'm a praise hog. I hog praise.
It's night time. Yellow Jacket is running along a path in some trees. He arrives at a building and runs inside. It's an undertaker's. He goes looks around until he arrives at a door. He goes in. There's a man in there, Phalanx, leaning over the slightly decomposed Bwind, with a huge hole in his chest.
Phalanx: I'm sorry. You're not meant to be in here.
Yellow Jacket: That...that's my dad.
Phalanx: Oh. I...I'm so sorry. There's a room just down the hall. They have some water in there and a television. It's not much, but it may help take your mind off things.
Yellow Jacket: Get away from my Dad.
Phalanx: I'm aware this is a hard time for you. I'm trying to help. I'll get him looking his best.
Yellow Jacket: He looked his best when he didn't have some weirdo perverted fucker putting make up on his face.
Phalanx: Look, you need to leave. It's very important I get everything right.
Yellow Jacket turns around and opens the door. Phalanx turns back to Bwinds body. Instead of leaving, Yellow Jacket lets the door close and slowly walks back. Yellow Jacket grabs Phalanx and throws him to the floor. He then draws a knife, drops it on Phals leg. He then gets an aerosole can and a lighter.
Yellow Jacket: And you will know my name is the lord when I burn you fucker.
He ignites the lighter then sprays the aerosole. It burns phal and his body starts writhing. When the flames die out Phal stops moving.
Yellow Jacket: Now will you let me see my dad?!
He pulls out an empty bin bag. Suddenly, the camera is in Bwind's cabin. Yellow Jacket opens the door. There are loads of dead squirrel body's all over the floor. He drags the bag behind him, then empties it. The body of Bwind rolls out.
Yellow Jacket: This is the area they found you Dad. Remember it?
The body simply lays there. The large hole in his chest is clearly visible. Yellow Jacket pulls out a scrunched up piece of paper and starts reading from it. He finishes. Only yellow jacket's top half is visible. He's looking down at the camera which is on the floor.
Yellow Jacket: What the fuck?! It didn't work?!
Suddenly, a large, muscular arm shoots up and grabs Yellow Jacket's neck. Yellow Jacket turns yellow, then blood starts leaking from his eyes. Eventually, he drops to the floor. A cold voice can be heard.
Bwind: Thanks son.
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