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Let's start bringing back our favourite characters!

Massacre Man is sitting in his house. The sound of Barney singing can be heard on the television. It's daytime and he hears some loud laughing out in the street and a bottle smashing. He looks out the window.

Massacre Man: Fucking new neighbors! Jenna only died two days ago and now they're already in!

A woman is just going into the door before Massacre Man can get a good look at her and she's followed in by the new neighbor, Crabapple. They're both clearly drunk.

Massacre Man: I'm fucking shattered.

He lays down on his sofa and goes to sleep. He's in a cave. The sound of screaming can be heard. He looks down and there is blood leaking from his chest. He's looks up and sees a strange man with a gun. Suddenly, he's back in the room. Rod and Illdojo are standing on the other side of the room, looking out the window. It's night.

Rod: Wow. Is that three hours they've been at it?

Illdojo: Three and a half. Give them they're props.

Rod: Props? Why do they need props? Are they making a movie?

Illdojo: Shut the fuck up.

Illdojo turns around and sees Massacre Man staring at him.

Illdojo: Good! You're awake! Your neighbors are fucking love machines. HE must be doing something hard coz she's screaming pretty loud.

Massacre Man: That's fucking it! I've had enough of this shit. Yesterday I found a thong and about thirty broken bottles in my yard. They're fucking dead.

He picks up his coat and goes over to their house. He knocks on the door. Crab answers it. The groans of a woman can be heard upstairs.

Crab: Hey man! That girl is doing some weird poo nuts! She's shitting out of the wrong hole and it looks like a baby!

Massacre Man: Not this shit again! One thing. It doesn't look like an egg does it?

Crab: Ew. You're random.

Massacre Man runs up the stairs of the house. He goes into a room and sees a woman on the floor screaming.

Massacre Man: What the hell? I remember you! You're the girl!

Hammerfan: Help me!

Crab: Random guy, this is Hammerfan. She's got a funny way of pooping!

Massacre Man: Call a fucking ambulance!

Crab: The stupid cars with backwards letters! Why?

Massacre Man: Just do it!

Hammerfan screams out.

Massacre Man: I didn't know you were pregnant!

Hammerfan: I wasn't! It just happened a minute ago! What's happening to me?

Massacre Man: I don't know...I thought you were dead! Disease took your body away...

At the name Disease, Hammerfan winces.

Massacre Man: Where is Disease? He might know what's happening.

HammerFan lets out a huge shriek and suddenly the top of a babie's head is visible. It's really hairy. She screams again and the rest of it's body comes out.

Massacre Man: Oh shit...

The baby on the floor is covered in fur. It has yellow eyes and large sharp teeth. It's feet are mishapen and one of it's front hand's appears to be a paw. It has a half formed tail and pointy ears.

Massacre Man: You might not want to loo-

He looks at Hammerfan. She's got yellow eyes now and sharp teeth. She growls.

Massacre Man: Oh fuck...