[massacre man]

Massacre Man gets up and walks over to the bride's maid, ABnormal, he stops in front of her.

Massacre Man: Uh... Hi...

ABnormal: Hi.

Massacre Man: Um... is that?

Massacre Man clears his throat and points at ABnormal's stomach

Massacre Man: Is that mine?

ABnormal: Yeah.

Massacre Man starts to panic, he speaks quick and breathes heavily.

Massacre Man: Well, how... Why didn't you tell me? I mean I'd like to have known.

ABnormal: I didn't know how to get ahold of you.

Massacre Man: I'm at the same fucking bar every night! You're a bride's maid for my best friend's fucking fiance. You had no way to get ahold of me?

ABnormal: You never tried talking to me.

Massacre Man: Because I wasn't pregnant with your fucking child!

ABnormal: Why do you all of a sudden want to talk to me?

Massacre Man: Because you're having my fucking kid!

The crowd of people still in the building start to stare, Dudeman and Freak grab Massacre Man and pull him out of the church. They are in the parking lot, Massacre Man is sitting down by Dudeman's car with his head between his knees.

Dudeman: Are you alright?

Massacre Man: What the fuck do you think?

Freak leans down next to him.

Freak: Come on, let's go to the bar, take your mind off of it.

Massacre Man: Shut the fuck up. I dont' want to get drunk. I want to talk to the mother of my fucking child.

Freak: Want me to go get her?

Massacre Man: Yeah.

Freak: Alright buddy, just hold on one second.

Freak runs back inside, Dudeman sits next to Massacre Man.

Dudeman: Are you sure it's yours?

Massacre Man: She told me it was.

Dudeman: Damn dude, that sucks.

Massacre Man: No shit.

Freak returns with ABnormal, Massacre Man stands up, he looks ABnormal in the eyes.

Massacre Man: Look...

Dudeman and Freak are standing right next to them listening, Massacre Man turns to them.

Massacre Man: Could you guys just... fuck off for a minute?

Freak: Sure, come on.

Freak and Dudeman walk back inside of the church while Massacre Man and ABnormal talk outside. The focus stays on Dudeman and Freak, Angra joins them.

Angra: Do either of you know the deal with Rod?

Dudeman: He left with Illdojo.

Angra: Where?

Dudeman and Freak stand silent.

Angra: What about Novakru, it's weird they both miss their big day.

Dudeman: I have no clue. Are you guys really going to the bar.

Freak: I guess, the reception is probably as good as cancelled now.

Dudeman: Damn it, I was excited about the open bar.

Cut back to Massacre Man with ABnormal, they seem to be done with their conversation, both seem calm.

Massacre Man: Alright, so you'll come to my house tonight?

ABnormal: Yeah, see you tonight.

Massacre Man: So... bye.

They both stand awkward, not positive on how to say goodbye to eachother, they both nod and walk their seperate ways, ABnormal gets in a car and Massacre Man walks back inside of the church, as soon as he enters the door he turns pale and begins looking worried again. He stands by Angra, Freak, and Dudeman, they turn their heads to him.

Massacre Man: Shit...