[massacre man]

Massacre Man enters the room, it is dark, he reaches up for the ceiling fan and turns on the light, a man is laying on the bed with his eyes closed, a beer bottle is broken on the ground, Massacre Man taps his shoulder, he wakes up.

Massacre Man: What are you doing in Roderick's room?

Dudeman: My mom was being a bitch so I came to stay here.

Massacre Man: How did you get in?

Dudeman: The side door.

Massacre Man: How did you get in the side door, I locked it.

Dudeman: I owe you a new doorknob... Where are Rod and Dojo?

Massacre Man: They di... moved out.

Dudeman: But they left their stuff.

Massacre Man: Yeah... weird, huh?

Dudeman: Yeah. Rod's fiance is gonna be pissed tomorrow.

Massacre Man has a sudden shocked look on his face

Massacre Man: Shit... I fucking forgot about that.

Dudeman: How? You were gonna be the best man.

Massacre Man: I've had a lot of shit going on.

Dudeman: What shit? You went to look at some shitty camp site.

Massacre Man: Just... a lot of shit.

Dudeman: Oh...

Dudeman stares off into space then looks back at Massacre Man

Dudeman: You got any beer?

Massacre Man: There's some in the mini-fridge in Illdojo's room, take all of it.

Dudeman gets up and walks out of the room and goes toward one with a closed door, he shouts back.

Dudeman: You're sure he won't be pissed that I'm taking it?

Massacre Man: I don't think he'll care.

Illdojo appears again haunting Massacre Man

Illdojo: Asshole...

Massacre Man ignores him. Dudeman comes back out with a beer in hand.

Dudeman: So, does Rod's fiance know he left?

Massacre Man: Nope.

Dudeman: Are you gonna tell her?

Massacre Man: Yeah, I guess.

Dudeman: When?

Massacre Man: I guess tomorrow.

Dudeman: So you're gonna wait until she's in the dress and at the end of the aisle with that bright smile on her face?

Massacre Man: Well, I don't know where she lives.

Dudeman: Then you should... let's go outside, I wanna smoke a cigarette.

Massacre Man and Dudeman walk out the door and sit on the steps, Massacre Man's neighbor, Jenna26 is outside checking her mail. She sees Massacre Man and shouts over to him.

Jenna26: Hey there!

Massacre Man: Hi.

Jenna26: So, are you ready for the big day tomorrow?

Massacre Man looks puzzled

Massacre Man: How did you know about Rod's wedding?

Jenna26: I was talking about Halloween, Rod's getting married?

Massacre Man: Kinda.

Jenna26: He would set the date on Halloween...