[massacre man]

Nuts to this, I'll advertise my shit too.

*A pitch-black screen, a narrator begins talking*

Narrator: He's been through hell and back, he's encountered the most dangerous threats known to man, but now... he returns home...

*A shot of Massacre Man walking down a road, tired and weary when he comes across a sign that reads "Now entering Shady Side", he stops and looks at it*

Massacre Man: Finally...

*The screen goes black again*

Narrator: But it's not over.

*A scene of Massacre Man standing in the shadows holding a blood-soaked bat over something off-screen, he stops when he hears a clicking behind him, he turns to see a large group of cops pointing their guns at him from their cars*

Massacre Man: Damn it...

*The screen goes black again, the sound of gunshots echo*

HDC: THE MOVIE 6